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A Recruit Briefing from Jaeger Ushar

My name is Lieutenant Colonel Jaeger Ushar and as far as you are concerned, I am the be all and end all of your entire existence on this base. Everyone in this company eventually answers to me, so don't think making nice with your squad leader after you fucked up will get you off the hook.
While you are under my command, you WILL conform to uniform standards and behavior policies. I expect you all to portray the best possible face for MY Company and this base. I will not have you dirty the reputation of the base or your fellow soldiers with acts of stupidity.

You have been given the Pocket Guide, read it, love it, it can save your life. I will tell you what I have told every new soldier since the day I got here.

Do not piss me off.

Do not piss off any other high-ranking officer, this includes anyone and everyone above you like the Generals, Colonels, Majors,
Captains and even the bartenders.

Do not piss off the Yaujta, they will have you for dinner, and not as a guest.

Do not piss off the two Xenomorphs, they will just fillet you and hang your intestines up as a Christmas ornament with flashing lights.

Do not piss off Henry, he will PAC your sorry ass. He is also the guy who brings beer, and if any of you have any sense, you do not piss
off the guy who brings you beer.

Do not piss off ambassadors, agents, or other visiting VIPs, this will get you canned faster than you little brains can process it.

Do not make an ass of yourself around the base.

Do not damage, misuse, or vandalize any military equipment.

Do not be rude or downgrading to any other fellow soldier, they are or were just like you at one point and deserve the respect.

Do any of this and a handful of other things and you will piss me off, you do not want to piss me off. Remember that whatever you do,
to anyone, anywhere, is eventually reported to me and MY superiors. When you fuck up, they come to me mad. I don't like it when they
are mad and neither should you, because you will get it back 10 times worse from me.

Your job is to learn to be faster, better, stronger, and to protect this base and the rest of the island. It is not your job to sit in the commissary drinking beer all day and show off how big you think any muscle in your body is. Follow the instructions, orders, and requests of your superior officers and do your job professionally and properly, and you may survive this experience.

Above all, treat everyone with the respect due to him or her. You will most likely have to rely on them to save your life sooner than you think.