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How to survive an encounter with a Yaujta

Enlisting upon Headquarters Island will mean you will inevitably encounter this deadly and savage species, readers are counciled to be aware that making a wrong step, or saying the wrong thing, may result in injury and even death. To keep this from happening, we have comprised this list.

How to survive an encounter with the Yaujta in Ten Easy Steps

  1. Don't look at them, don't talk to them (Or about them), and if they engage you in conversation act servile and be prepared to run to the nearest member of the security forces.
  2. Do not openly draw weapons in their presence, this is seen as a hostile move by the Yaujta, and may provoke them to attack.
  3. Discussing and sharing your conclusions on the Yaujta personality may be hazardous to your health, we caution you to avoid this at all costs.
  4. Yaujta mating habits are strange, it's often best to accept that fact, or alternately look the other way.
  5. The Yaujta in HQ are considered ambassadors. This grants them certain diplomatic immunities. It also puts a "FDA approved Grade A choice Rump roast" sticker on your forehead.
  6. Under no circumstances come between a Yaujta and his food at the risk of BECOMING that food.
  7. The following words directed at a yaujta will result in injury and death, we council you to avoid their use, or the use of anything that sounds like them, at all costs:
    Zabin - type of insect
    S'yuit-de - low and demeaning description of something
    Dahdtoudi - "Little Knife" (feminine)
    Hma'mi'de - We're not sure what this means, but its a word used in combat, so its better to be on the safe side.
    Dtai'k-dte - fight
    Tarei hsan - unworthy opponent
    Zazin - totally centered, within one's self
    Tarei'hasan - small insect
    Coward
    Dishonorable
    Wimp
    Wuss
  8. The following people are Blooded and considered equals among lower caste yaujta, they may be considered
    just as volatile as any other Yaujta:
    General Asha Murphy
    General Alex (A.) Murphy
    Wind Dancer
    Otto Denton
    Guen
  9. Refrain from touching a Yaujta's weapons, ship or technology without permission, this may result in a yaujta wearing one or more of your appendages as a belt buckle.
  10. All of this should refer back to rule number one.