"So? Wear your damn rank, Colonel"
- Asha Murphy, to Talyn.

"If you can't settle it over a tankard, settle it UNDER one **thunk**"
- Anthony Carasin, entering a bar fight

"Pauking Twilight Zone eat your heart out"
-"Angel" Murphy, on yet ANOTHER strange occurance.

"Dogtasteslikechicken,chickentasteslikedog.Butifdogtasteslikechicken,andchickentasteslikedog,
whatdoeschickentasteslike.Whichcamefirst, thechickenortheegg?Theeggcamefirst,dinosaurscamefirst
..soooooooooo....ONE BRONTOSAURUS BURGER TO GO PLEASE!"
- Tayln

"So you think your alone and not welcome? We have: mutants, yaujta, xenomorphs, Kzinti, Arella, werewolves, were-cats were-spiders were-rabbits were-ducks were-bears,wereMice,wereplatyputh, where's the beef, dragons, psions, mages, cyborgs, Endoskelatons, alien dolphins..Fae and that's just the good guys!"
- Rosie

"Ok, now I'm ready to do 6 impossible things before breakfast and save the world before tea time"
- Damian Minogue, finishing his third cup of coffee

"Holy sh*t mother**ck son of a two headed meruvian wou cat that was close"
- Translated Unknown alien race, radio transmission, on near miss by ultimate weapon

"Roger, CIC .. transmit an "oops" on all frequencies..."
- Asha Murphy

" <muttered> and thus concludes another exciting episode of HQ, the land that time wouldn't pauking forget"
- Damian Minogue

"We're dimension hopping heroes out to save several universes, we've all just been gods, or as close to it as a mortal can get, we deal with banes, aliens, Q's and general mayhem before breakfast ... and you're uneasy about an annonymous tip?"
- Asha